(A poem from a hardcore user of the AMA Manual.) (No, not the cat.)
I study the Manual each day and each night
Coming away with equal questions and answers
Seeking all ways to be right
Are you a temporary compound, both sides with a tall, proud face
or are you with us permanently but deserve only lower case.Are you a word just colloquial–or maybe even worse–
The ever-intrusive –ology (ie, completely perverse)
Have you been with us 5 times or more
Making a point so precise and succinct
Or are you here fewer times but wind up using more ink
It’s often exhausting, I must admit
I feel like I’m chasing elusive catnip
Each time I move close to the intoxicating scent
I discover new Elements that were recently sent
They arrive in my inbox with regular speed
And though I accept them, I must concede
I’d rather they land in another box I need
I give up and lay (or lie?) down
Staring off into space
Who knew that reading required such mental pace
But eventually I notice the pillow I chose
The source of all I have said
Provides a solid foundation from which to function
Indeed, a good place for my head
Finally
I must admit to own
The penultimate of nerdity
In my discomfort with the structure of
A poem on editing’s absurdity—Donna J. Thordsen